Rusty Chevrolet 

             "Jingle Bells"

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW 
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
DOWN THE ROAD I GO 
SLIDING ALL THE WAY
I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS 
I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER 
BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE

CHORUS:
OH, RUST AND SMOKE, THE HEATER'S BROKE 
THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH 
AND THEN I START TO PRAY, EH...
THE FRAME IS BENT, THE MUFFLER WENT 
THE RADIO IT'S OK
OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE 
THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET

I WENT TO THE IGA 
I WENT TO THE IGA

TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER
I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE 
AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER
SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY 
RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS
I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS 
TO GET THE CAR TO STOP

(REPEAT CHORUS)

BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS 
BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS

IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE
PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY 
I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE
I GOT TO GET TO SHOPCO 
TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY
'CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON 
IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH